Does this kid ever stop???

Elena's 6-year-old sister IMed me again. I tried to be utterly wierd and creepy to her, hoping she would stop... but she didn't. She just kept the conversation going on and on and on. Freaking crazy ass little kid, I tell you. Just so people understand, I marked the parts when I was being over the top sarcastic and wierd with stars***. Someone might actually think I was serious.... ò_Ó. But yeah, Elena's little sister is fucking genius. I think she really IS only 6 years old, and she can type better than some 18-year-olds I know. Crazy. (Or in Korean, Mi-cho)


SoraMyBora: Hi Miledel!
I am NOT pangit: hi elena's sister!
SoraMyBora: don't you know my name?
SoraMyBora: it is Alisa
I am NOT pangit: i forgot, sorry
I am NOT pangit: ohh yeah
I am NOT pangit: i remember now
SoraMyBora: ok
I am NOT pangit: hello alisa
SoraMyBora: hi
SoraMyBora: so how are you doing/
SoraMyBora: ?*
I am NOT pangit: I'm good
SoraMyBora: ok
I am NOT pangit: you type pretty fast... how old are you?
SoraMyBora: six
I am NOT pangit: haha no you're not
SoraMyBora: yes i am
SoraMyBora: i am six years old
I am NOT pangit: what if i called your sister right now and asked her how old you really were?
I am NOT pangit: eh?
I am NOT pangit: and why are you using your sister's screen name?
SoraMyBora: I am not i am useing my screen name
I am NOT pangit: this is your screen name?
I am NOT pangit: how did you get my screen name then?
SoraMyBora: yes
SoraMyBora: my sister put it on
I am NOT pangit: really
SoraMyBora: ya
SoraMyBora: she put all of them on but not really all of them
I am NOT pangit: oh, that's nice....
I am NOT pangit: why did she do that?
SoraMyBora: I don't know
I am NOT pangit: hmm.. why are you IMing your sister friends?
***I am NOT pangit: aren't you scared one of them is crazy and psycho and that he/she will kidnap you?
SoraMyBora: no
*** I am NOT pangit: oh, because I'm thinking of doing that
I am NOT pangit: lol just kidding
I am NOT pangit: do you play the piano like your sister?
SoraMyBora: I new that
SoraMyBora: ya
I am NOT pangit: neat
I am NOT pangit: so i guess that's why you can type so fast
SoraMyBora: why?
I am NOT pangit: what grade are you in?
SoraMyBora: first grade
I am NOT pangit: cool
I am NOT pangit: well i play the piano too, and that's how i developed my typing
I am NOT pangit: because i'm so used to moving my fingers fast
I am NOT pangit: are you in tae kwon do?
SoraMyBora: ya
SoraMyBora: why?
SoraMyBora: I do swiming too
I am NOT pangit: i figured, since your dad is one of the most well-respected tae kwon do masters
I am NOT pangit: what belt are you?
SoraMyBora: but it is over because I have to do it on Summer
I am NOT pangit: ahh i see
SoraMyBora: white
I am NOT pangit: that's cool
I am NOT pangit: what school do you go to?
I am NOT pangit: green acres?
SoraMyBora: ya
I am NOT pangit: neat
I am NOT pangit: i went there
I am NOT pangit: so did your cousin, ryan
SoraMyBora: what
SoraMyBora: do what?
I am NOT pangit: your cousin
I am NOT pangit: i went to green acres
SoraMyBora: do what?
I am NOT pangit: do what what?
SoraMyBora: so?
***I am NOT pangit: gosh, you're mean for a 6-year-old
***I am NOT pangit: i don't think i want to talk to a meanie
***I am NOT pangit: you make me cry
***I am NOT pangit: :'(
SoraMyBora: I am sorry
I am NOT pangit: it's okay
***I am NOT pangit: i'm used to people making me cry
SoraMyBora: you know that two of my cousen did tae kwon do?
I am NOT pangit: I know that your cousin, Ryan did
I am NOT pangit: he goes to my school
I am NOT pangit: with your sister
***I am NOT pangit: They're Korean.
SoraMyBora: ya
SoraMyBora: but he dide't do it when she did it
SoraMyBora: he did it with his sister
I am NOT pangit: oh, that's cool
I am NOT pangit: how old is his sister?
SoraMyBora: 11
I am NOT pangit: neat
I am NOT pangit: i thought you were 11, too
I am NOT pangit: i can't believe you're only 6
I am NOT pangit: you're very smart for a 6 year old
SoraMyBora: and when I fill better I have to brak a bored and then i am going to be a white and yellow stighpes on it
I am NOT pangit: that's cool
SoraMyBora: i think it is one or two my mom thinks that it is one strighpe and i think that it is two strighpes
SoraMyBora: and I don't know when I am going to Brak a boed when I fill better
I am NOT pangit: are you sick right now?
SoraMyBora: no
SoraMyBora: i have a low platelet
I am NOT pangit: oh
I am NOT pangit: platelet?
SoraMyBora: but not really low then I will have a bloody nose
SoraMyBora: ya
I am NOT pangit: aww oh yeah... your sister and ryan told me about that
SoraMyBora: do you know what a platelet is?
I am NOT pangit: yeah i remember now
SoraMyBora: god they tell every one but not every one in the whole why world
I am NOT pangit: do you want everyone to know about it?
SoraMyBora: no
I am NOT pangit: that's good
SoraMyBora: but I don't care thogh
SoraMyBora: why is that good?
I am NOT pangit: well, it means you're not conceited and you don't want people to know about it, because you don't want people feeling sorry for you
I am NOT pangit: Hey Alisa, I have to go now and do my homework.. it was nice talking to you
I am NOT pangit: i'll talk to you later, okay?
SoraMyBora: ok
SoraMyBora: byebye
SoraMyBora: if you have to go how come you are not sighning off?
I am NOT pangit: i was just about to
I am NOT pangit: well, i gotta go now.. see ya
SoraMyBora: ok
SoraMyBora: byebye
I am NOT pangit: byeeeee ^.^
SoraMyBora: byebye


Holy crap, I didn't know I would ever be scared of a 6-year-old. I actually signed off just because I was scared of hurting her feelings or to make her feel as if I was avoiding/ignoring her. She is just way too adorable. I wish I had a little sister like her... or just a little sister period. Man. I hate being the youngest.